It's like I've suddenly stepped into Soylent Green or perhaps a bizarre episode of The Twilight Zone where stories from The Onion were reality. 

It all started with a link a friend posted on Facebook. Apparently an Oklahoma State Bill Outlaws the Use of Fetuses in the Food Industry . Which leads to the question, why is such a bill needed? Is it just a paranoid concern? Does the Oklahoma state government know something the rest of us don't? I mean seriously, this kind of concern is one of the few things that would cause me to grow and kill almost all my own food. Anyways I could rehash the whole article but I really wouldnt have anything to say about it other than what it says. So definitely check it out.

I looked through some of the comments, and i was shocked to find out that infant foreskins from circumcisions are used in cosmetic injections and creams (which I find to be funny, yet still in a Twilight Zone "The Onion is Reality" context, but seriously supposedly this stuff is made from foreskins) and a few uses which actually seem honorable like growing skin in a lab for burn victims. Infant circumcision itself though is a whole other issue itself though, and is beyond the scope of what i'm blogging about here.

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Sleep Well! 

2011 was a decent enough year. I had fun, went a lot of new places with old friends, made some new friends, visited 13 states, etc etc.  Hopefully 2012 is as good or better :)

short blog post :(

So tonight around midnight i was wandering around in Walmart. Something caught my eye, and at first i was thinking "wow they're charging 14 bucks for a jar to keep bugs in" then i realized there were butterflies in them. Only they weren't real butterflies, they were strange mechanical ones that flapped around when you push a button or tap on the lid. Then I thought about who'd want such a thing, as a kid I always looked at butterflies for a little bit and then let them go because i figured they were happier outside of my jar. Also I didn't want them to get hurt since they're delicate and stuff. Before you get all "awwee he does have a heart!" you should know that i maintain that skunks and opposums exist to be killed for amusement.

Anyway, in case you still have no idea what i'm talking about it was one of these things http://www.amazon.com/Wishlantern%C2%AE-BUTT003-Butterfly-Glass-Jar/dp/B003YKPO3Q/ref=sr_1_1?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1304746651&sr=1-1 . I suppose during the winter it would be fun, or for cats or small children i suppose. I still find it somewhat depressing though even if it is a mechanical butterfly. What do you think? Do you want one?

On a side note, "Judas" by lady gaga is one of the most obnoxious songs i've heard. That should surprise no one though, i mean it is gaga we're talking about here.